This is how you talk smack!

Booman shows you how it's done.

In the category of simple slapdown:

“The Bush plan is ridiculous,” Mr. Chávez said at the gathering in Buenos Aires, across the Río de la Plata from Montevideo, Uruguay, Mr. Bush’s next stop. “He thinks he is Columbus, discovering poverty after seven years in power.”

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More Chavez:

"The little imperial gentleman from the north must be across the river by now. Let's send him a big shout: 'Gringo go home,' " Mr Chavez told thousands at a soccer stadium in Buenos Aires, across the River Plate from the Uruguayan capital, Montevideo.

"We don't even need to make an effort to sabotage his tour. He's a political cadaver. He exhales the smell of the political dead, and he will soon be cosmic dust that will disappear from the stage."

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